Organic rolled oats · 100 g
The blob's favorite menu, sourced in France and carefully calibrated.Oats are to your blob what coffee is to your Monday morning: essential. It detects the flakes from several centimeters away and deploys its plasmodi...
Everything you need to know
The blob's favorite menu, sourced in France and carefully calibrated.
Oats are to your blob what coffee is to your Monday morning: essential. It detects the flakes from several centimeters away and deploys its plasmodium to reach them in a few hours.
Why these oats
- French organic, no added gluten, zero pesticide residue
- Standard size — not crushed, not powdered
- Resealable airtight pouch
- Enough to feed your blob for months (1 meal = 2-3 flakes)
BlobFarm tip: place 3 flakes 1 cm from your sclerotium when you wake it up. It will detect them in less than 6 hours and steer its plasmodium toward them.
Before you order
When will I receive my order?
Shipped within 24 working hours. EU delivery in 3 to 5 days by Chronopost International. Rate by weight: €17 (0-200g), €20 (201-600g), €25 (601-1,400g), €30 (1,401-2,000g).
Can I return it if it's not right?
Yes, 14 days to change your mind (right of withdrawal). Email us at hello@blobfarm.com, we take care of the rest. See the Returns page.
What payment methods do you accept?
Visa/Mastercard/Amex, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Shop Pay (Η interest-free possible). All secured via Stripe and 3D Secure.
A question before ordering?
Email us at hello@blobfarm.com — we reply within 24 working hours.
